Λοξοτομώ ανυπομονώ να πάρω τα χέρια μου στο μεγάλο πούτσο σου joi

Santa went shopping a little early this year, so they told me to get this personal lubricant.

They told me that it worked really, really good.

So I know me and you haven't been having the best, but since Christmas is right around

the corner, I want to give you the best hand job with the best lubricant I could ever find.

So let's see if this really works like they told me.